Ashley G. was born in the beautiful (non-communistic) portion of Korea. The South end. It was there that she was placed on the doorstep of an adoption agency by her very young biological father after her bio-mom high-tailed it and ran off (I'm presuming with the doctor but we can't be too sure.) and was never seen again. It was a lonely six months. No parents, no friends (unless you count the stuffed bear that was placed in the crib to provide my only companionship), and to make it worse... she had to drink Soy Milk. (I'm asian but still not a fan)

But soon those six months came to an end and our dear little Korean was put on a plane and shipped off to the U.S. of A. Oh how glorious! It was there in the great state of Michigan that she grasped her tiny little hands on her first Crayola. Walls became her canvas, her artwork already in a private gallery (My home) by the age of four and received rave reviews and critical acclaim! (Not to mention some soap in the mouth afterwords or a spanking because I evidently wasn't supposed to draw on the walls.) And then the glorious day hit when she laid eyes on her very first PC computer. OH HEAVEN! MS Paint.. be still my wee little asian heart!

Fast forward oh... let's say, 10? 11 years? A graduate of Full Sail Real World Education, and now an employee of Apple Inc. ( I train people on how to use their computers, iPods, and iPhones), Ashley now spends her time staring at the screen of an iMac 20" Display, Doodling, Vectoring and Rasterizing Images, Rocking out, Climbing fake rocks, Visualizing monsters, Carving up the streets on her longboard skateboard, Dreaming of snow and snowboarding, Making her girlfriend laugh, Balancing from side to side on her Indo Board, Watching NPH be amazing in "How I Met Your Mother", Reciting lines to "Will and Grace", Taking pictures with her sweet new Canon xSI camera, Being Asian, Reading fiction authored by Jewish Geniuses, Jumping on the bed, and Surfing the interweb.